May 2013
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
me : i'll do homework
tumblr : get in loser we're going fangirling
gold-skies:
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
morgrana:
in-the-village-of-derwyn:
morgrana:
morgrana:
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
things-larry-cant:
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
YOU DONT HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS ME, I SWEAR IM GONNA, respect the fact that you have your own brain and think differently to me
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
Could we enter John Barrowman next year for...
comealongpondd:
